She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
you had me at cake vodka
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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