Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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