Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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