yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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