Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Is her dick bigger than yours?
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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