He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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