You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Will exercising make me less horny?
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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