brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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