Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Randomize
