The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
only you would photoshop your dick
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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