You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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