That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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