So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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