i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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