Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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