And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Randomize
