I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
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