windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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