ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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