I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
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