i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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