4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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