I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
