Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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