Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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