this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Randomize
