This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Randomize
