that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
Randomize
