i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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