I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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