Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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