My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
So many bounce houses so little time
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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