I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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