all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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