idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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