Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
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