He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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