Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
Randomize
