It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Randomize
