No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
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