FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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