Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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