the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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