Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
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