This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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