Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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