Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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