I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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