Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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