quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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