maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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