as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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