He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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